A lot better than being the hero of a massacre.

gyrozeppelifucker:

pros of dating me: 

  • im sweet
  • i will cuddle with you whenever you want
  • my butt looks great all the time
  • love videogames

cons of dating me: 

  • im a meme loving fuck

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

areyoukittenmee:

Ugh goals

cassidyswan:

Is there a part of you - or, all of you - that thinks he might come back one day? That he might defy all the odds and come back to you?
Not anymore.

akurokutumblr text post meme

x / x / x / x / x 

You know what? I’m fucking sorry i’m not little miss perfect, like you think you are. I’m sorry i’m not the pretty, successful daughter you want me to be. I’m sorry i’m fucking stupid, like you tell me I am. I’m sorry that sometimes I don’t notice the little things, then ask stupid questions.

I’m sorry you feel the need to ATTACK me based on the stupid questions that I sometimes ask. I’m sorry that you feel the need to put me down because I didn’t put something back in the right place on Wednesday. I’m fucking sorry I’m not perfect, mom.

sexaulity:

Tbh

I have a packed schedule, we’re running like AN HOUR behind, a waiting room FULL of patients, and my manager is pushing EVERY THING on me and this happens:
Her: make this appt for me (the giy was on the phone…WHILE I was already helping another patient pay his copay)

I started to get flustered because, as previously mentioned, my doc is like an hour behind, the waiting room is packed…so she asked me what my problem was.
Me: this is hard!
Her: -short sigh- No. It isn’t. Stop doing that (getting flustered) Here -hands me the phone WHILE MY OTHER PATIENT IS STILL FUCKING WAITING FOR ME-

IF THIS ISN’T SO HARD WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING HELP ME. OR GEE, I DON’T KNOW…DO IT?!