A lot better than being the hero of a massacre.

Sabrina can u not

cometothefanny:

It’s amazing that, after all these years, Ryan still loses it over Colin’s infamous one-liners!

I miss kissing.

Get To Know Me Meme: Favorite Female Characters 1/5 - Harley Quinn

sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

Told my mom I was broken up with this morning and that’s what “my problem” was, you know as she asked so nicely earlier. How does she respond?
“Hm. That’s what I figured.”

Wow. Thanks for the fucking compassion.

My mom: -scoffs- what’s YOUR problem today?

Gee mom, I don’t know maybe i’m depressed because my girlfriend broke up with me this morning and I feel worthless and like I don’t deserve happiness…but don’t worry about it. Carry on with your own spiteful hateful life. I’ll be just fucking fine

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.