A lot better than being the hero of a massacre.

Sabrina can u not


It’s amazing that, after all these years, Ryan still loses it over Colin’s infamous one-liners!

I miss kissing.

Get To Know Me Meme: Favorite Female Characters 1/5 - Harley Quinn




how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what


In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

Told my mom I was broken up with this morning and that’s what “my problem” was, you know as she asked so nicely earlier. How does she respond?
“Hm. That’s what I figured.”

Wow. Thanks for the fucking compassion.

My mom: -scoffs- what’s YOUR problem today?

Gee mom, I don’t know maybe i’m depressed because my girlfriend broke up with me this morning and I feel worthless and like I don’t deserve happiness…but don’t worry about it. Carry on with your own spiteful hateful life. I’ll be just fucking fine


Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.